why is it considered cute for a skinny girl to eat a whole pizza but if a fat person eats a couple burritos
or anything really its not okay?
A gecko utilizing claws on their feet to defy gravity.
Fact: David Bowie is a gecko
this is my fucking favorite thing ever i love it so so so so much i cnt even explain its just s o goo d
Do you think in the SnK universe Chuck Norris jokes are Levi jokes?
The Colossal Titan didn’t break down the wall, Levi sneezed.
The armored Titan checks under his bed for Corporal Levi.
Where Levi is a single father and Eren is the hot nanny
I dont know if this au exists because im so unoriginal but oh well
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
nick fury has got his arms around natasha like she’s the mother of his child and tony stark is that child and they’ve just heard the news about what tony did at school today and they don’t know how to best discipline him or how they manged to raise such a failure of a child
is that not the plot of iron man 2
i would like to point out that eren was a deceptive little bitch
awh look he’s trembling and crying poor kid
HOLY SHIT KILLER MODE
in two seconds flat
LIKE YOOOOOO SOMEONE GIVE HIM AN OSCAR
and he’s still a deceptive little bitch
me when i see a notp