NEIGH MOTHER FUCKER
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multi-ship, multi-fandom blog. tread carefully, for there be yaoi. you've been warned.
tracking tag: kirschnickerdoodle
ao3: jean_huh_kirschnickerdoodle

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

the-orgasmic-seke:

centrumlumina:

This is part of the 2014 AO3 ship stats. For a guide to what each column means, click here.

This list shows the 100 most popular relationship tags on AO3. There are 3 F/F pairings, 23 F/M, 3 Gen and 71 M/M.

Of the 200 names, 29 belong to women - down from 32 this time last year. 11 of the 200 names are POC, compared with 11 last year.

GUYS GUYS GUYS

JOHNKAT MADE THE LIST

I REPEAT

IT MADE THE LIST

ALSO MAVIN AHHHHHH

Jearmin didn’t make it? come on guys, what are you doing….

so for anyone who thinks art isnt a learned skill that takes practice (which i dont do enough of) i just want to make a point here

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2013:image

s-haa:

can i kiss you, karachuuno boys? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

star-anise:

kissingcullens:

…”And more importantly, is he single?”


Sam looks like he’s haing a religious experience.

(Source: ivonman)

iron-han:

I like that in DA:O you can make out with Alistair literally anywhere at any time

I’m so sad they took that function out of DA2 it would have been so much fun to just stop everything to make out with Anders for like ten minutes in front of the Chantry and make everyone super uncomfortable

Expectation VS Reality → Fujoshi Version

(Source: miracchii)

dapperbunns:

Jearmin Week Day 7: Lost Together

set a little in the (very hopeful) future. I’m still wishing for that beach episode tbh. hope you guys had a great jearmin week!

rafelsanur:

Anime guys these days are soooo original ( ´ ▽ ` )

not every anime boy can have spiky hot pink hair

fuckyeahadventuretimegifs:

incarbonite:

Stanley Lau

Stanley’s work is amazing

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isabelasbooty:

The official ‘Orlesian Ball’ theme from the Dragon Age: Inquisition soundtrack was released! 

So I finally did the paint thing…

the-orgasmic-seke:

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Being grey is kinda fun

Mom sitting here complaining that nothing makes her pretty anymore since she gained weight after she constantly berates me for my weight. Like thank you for letting me know I can’t be attractive if I’m fat.

abakkus:

fishwifemcguinn:

hilarydesign:

kurokotetsuya:

same

same

Pretty much

2003:

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2014:

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just fucking draw. don’t compare yourself to other people, don’t stop because you drew a lot last tuesday and you haven’t visibly improved. it takes time, effort, and a lot of perseverance. besides, no matter how “bad” you think you are, there’s still gonna be someone who thinks the stuff you produce is the best goddamn thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life. the artist you were five years ago would have their mind fucking blown by the artist you are today. so just draw a fuckton, because every new thing you draw is one drawing better than you were before.

adventuresofcesium:

i can’t stop thinking about how the only reason that the fire nation didn’t manage to conquer and destroy the world is because katara flipped shit on her brother for making a sexist comment and stumbled upon aang in the iceberg